I'm A Movie Star!

So I finally got my first home movies uploaded to You Tube. I think they're kinda boring...but you know parents...have to film everything.

Some things to look for:

1. My brain! (Kinda gross...but it's Halloween!)
2. My beating heart.
3. My arms.
4. My legs.
5. Me!

It was too long to post so I had to break it into two segments. Here's the first one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySQMPCUUdDk

And here's the second one: (Don't anyone tell me that I'm not supposed to start a sentence with"and!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6XYuGZOXMs

Happy Birthday Ojiichan!

I'm Normal?

This has been the most nerve wracking 10 days!

I'm very happy to say that mommy and daddy (and me) are very relieved because I'm normal! I think I said it before...but I'm not so sure how "normal" I can be with the parents that I have. Hmm...I really should watch what I say here...who knows who's reading!

But yes...as far as anyone can tell...I'm a perfectly happy, healthy, baby ______! (Did you figure it out yet?)

Ticklish...and Child Pornography

Things are moving right along. It's been a little over 16 weeks since I've moved in! Time's really flying by!

I learned a new word today - sonogram! Apparently people like to take pictures of me and the only way they can do that is with a sonogram. I already have the papparazzi chasing me down!

What's so funny you might ask?

That sonogram thing tickles!

If I weren't such a nice person, I'd have to have my parents arrested! Even I know that child pornography is ILLEGAL! Why is it that parents insist on taking pictures of their kids without clothes on? Someone please explain this to me!

Hopefully this site won't get closed down by the FBI. Here's the picture that they took of me. Boy or girl? Can you tell?

Favoritism? Already?

Auntie Jeanette and Uncle Jeff just got back from Disneyworld and guess what...they bought me stuff! It's a bit too early for me to model them, so my trusty steed became America's next top model. Pretty sexy, huh?

I'll have to remember to thank them. My first Disney stuff! It's fitting that it came from them, isn't it? BTW....what's Disney?

So...I've got a couple of other uncles and aunt's out there. Grandparents too. But I think I like Auntie Jeanette and Uncle Jeff the best! Of course...that could change...hint hint.

Rude Awakening

Oh...I'm so annoyed right now!

I'm happily sleeping, dreaming of riding a big white dog into the sunset when, out of no where, the wall starts bulging in on me and there's this weird sound! What a rude awakening!

It took me a second to really wake up. When I did, I heard my heart beating. Mommy must be at the OB.

So, I do what any normal person would do...I kick the wall to try and make the sound go away and scare away whatever is pushing on the wall. There was this loud squeak, more of my heart beating, and then the sound was gone. Thank goodness!

Back to sleep!