Hello Happy Hollow!

To celebrate my last three poo's, mommy and daddy took me to Happy Hollow! You're probably trying to figure out why we're celebrating poo, right? Well, they've been solid! What's the big deal? Now that it's solid, I can go back to daycare! I think mommy and daddy are really happy that I can go back to daycare. Ok...I just realized what I've been talking about. Sorry! TMI!

Moving on...

We headed out after my morning snack. Happy Hollow is really close to home! The first thing we did was hit the rides. Let me tell you...absolutely terrifying! They may be called "Mini Putts" and "Granny Bugs," but they scared me to death! Everything was fine until mommy left! This booming voice rained down from the heavens and then things started spinning really fast! I may look calm, cool, and collected, but it was just for the camera. As soon as the camera was off...whaaaaaa!

After having my pants scared off, mommy and daddy finally had the guts to ride one of the rides with me. "Danny the Dragon" took us through the forest where we saw panda bears, a panther, a princess with really long hair, and a dwarf who lived in a mushroom. This was definitely more my speed. Maybe it was because mommy was holding my hand.

After all of the rides, I played in the Redwood Lookout play area. I got to climb up and slide down a whole bunch of times. I LOVE slides! Then my tummy started grumbling. Time for lunch! After lunch, we hit the zoo. I got to play with goats and feed a miniature horse. The horse was smaller than me! Daddy found some food and put it in my hand for the horse. That little guy almost sucked my fingers right off! He must have been starving!

We checked out the whole park...and I can say that I'd highly recommend it! I had so much fun and I played until I passed out! I nearly fell asleep on the carousel! So....who wants to go with me next time?

(You can see the rest of my pictures here.)

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Now that the disclaimer is out of the way...

Can you believe this book? I always thought that mommies and daddies loved putting us kiddos to sleep. I thought it was a bonding experience as we snuggled up all peaceful on mommy and daddy. "Oh...he looks so peaceful." Blah blah blah.

Apparently even movie stars get frustrated when we don't want to go to sleep. What is it about you big people that you can't understand that we just want to hang out with you and that we don't want to miss out on anything!

Click here to hear Samuel L. Jackson's interpretation of the book.

Sick? No Way!

Today was my first day back at daycare since Friday. Yay! I missed everyone. It's so much more fun at daycare than it is at home. Not to say anything bad about mommy and daddy...but it's just more fun with my friends.

Anyway...after my afternoon nap, I had this huge poo brewing. When I finally let it out...it escaped from my diaper. I mean...what can you expect...it was HUGE!

There are a lot of kids out sick right now and everyone is hyper sensitive about poo...so I got the boot...again! Banned!

Does this look like a sick kid to you?

Guess I'm stuck back at home again with the 'rents.

I Think Daddy's Mad At Me

If you remember a while back, my buddy Kyden said that the way he's dressed is directly correlated to how good he was (in his daddy's opinion).

Well...you be the judge...MC Hammer pants + a Sponge Bob tank top that's too small? I guess daddy really didn't like my Father's Day present. (Actually, I don't think he likes chasing me around the house when he feels like crap and I feel GREAT! BTW...mommy's in worse shape than daddy. Sorry mommy!)

Happy Father's Day Daddy!!! (Sorry!)

For Father's Day, I made daddy a volcano! I know what you're thinking...AWESOME! Right? Every boy loves a good volcano! Mine was complete with flowing lava.

Unfortunately, I didn't get to take a picture...and daddy (or mommy) didn't like my present.

Did I mention that I made my volcano with my diaper? (If you're confused...stage 2 of stomach flu starts with 'd' and ends with 'rhea.'

To top it all off...I gave daddy (and mommy) the stomach flu! :(

Happy Father's Day!