I Think the O.B. Just Called Me Fat

Mommy, Daddy, and I just got back from our monthly visit to the O.B. She said that everything's looking good and that my heartbeat sounded perfect!

Mommy had a couple of questions:

1. Am I head down yet?


2. How big am I?

To answer question #1, the O.B. started pressing around Mommy's tummy. Conclusion...my head's down and my butt's up. Then she pinched my butt! Twice!

Question #2 was a bit disturbing. Basically, she said, "Cheryl, you're not going to have a small baby." I'm not sure how I feel about that. Did she just call me fat?