Yay! I've made it through the first quarter of the first year of my life...and Mommy and Daddy haven't messed me up too bad! Sure, they've let the dog lick me, they've let me go out without pants, and they've stuffed me so full of milk that I have "man boobs" (thanks Auntie Christi)...but you can't really fault them for that...can you?So what's new:
- My new favorite game is to watch people try and make me laugh. So far, grandpa's the best at this game...but it sure is funny watching people make fools of themselves to try and get me to chuckle.
- I have a built in pacifier! Whenever I feel that fussy urge coming on...I just shove my hand in there and suck away. Mommy says she's surprised I haven't given myself a hickey. What's a hickey?
- I've started flying! Mommy and Auntie Christi have taken me on airplane rides! What fun...although I almost puked on Auntie Christie...too much turbulence right after I ate.
- I've outgrown my bath tub...so Daddy got me a new one from some nice lady at work. It's HUGE! I'll take a naked picture in it for all you ladies who are reading this.
- I'm over 15 pounds! My big problem is I'm the same height I was last month!
- I sleep through the night! This makes mommy and daddy really really happy! So happy, in fact, they kicked me out of their room! At least I have Mr. Twilight Turtle to keep me company!
happy 1/4 birthday, buddy!
ReplyDelete1. this is good training for when you get older and your friends start sitting on your lap saying "baby, you know i love you..." keep a straight face!
2. i'll let you in on a little secret: fingers and toes fit into your mouth much more nicely than fists!
3. flying is fun! just wait until you start flying like the blue angels and doing backflips!
4. whaaa...??? how much have you grown since i last saw you?! that tub is designed for toddlers! LOL!
5. ummm... you must be drinking coffee. i hear it stunts your growth.
6. sleeping through the night at 3 months??? you can make millions by running sleep seminars. i will be the first one to register. i think mommy would love me more if i slept more at nighttime =P
@Kyden:
ReplyDelete1: Ohhh! I've heard of this game. I can't wait to sit on people's laps...and drool! I heard Santa comes to visit...too bad we'll all be asleep.
3: Mommy took me flying and there was too much turbulence. I got sick...right on mommy's shorts...just before we were supposed to go out and meet some friends.