Has anyone seen my mommy? She's the one on the left.- Here's how it works. Each morning, I wake up, mommy comes to get me, changes my diaper, gets me ready for school, makes and feeds me my breakfast.
Today, I woke up to daddy instead and man, did he get things mixed up. I didn't like the way he cooked my egg yolk, so I fed it to Tachi. I dressed me in these funky striped pants with a dog on my butt. I mean...stripes I can handle...but how am I supposed to impress the ladies with a dog on my butt! Three people have already barked at me!
Now that I think about it, I didn't see mommy at dinner last night either?
Have you seen my mommy?
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