Can you believe it? Daddy already got me in trouble!
So I'm hanging out with the boobs...doing what I can to get something to eat...munching away. Unfortunately...I beat up the boobs pretty good.
Next thing I know...I'm getting an "operation" down there a frenectomy. What's a frenectomy you ask? It's the clipping of the frenulum. So why am I being clipped? ASK DADDY!
The frenulum is that little flap of skin that attaches to the bottom of your tongue. Daddy's frenulum is attached to the tip of his tongue, so he can't stick it out very far (watch him eat ice cream...it's funny). I inherited daddy's tongue...which made me chomp on mommy...which got me in trouble!
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