Evicted!

Today was an interesting day. For some reason, mommy started tooling around at 4 am. This is usually when I'm rolling around and having a party in her tummy. When she moves around like that, it puts me to sleep. Game over.

Next thing I know...there's this bright light and I'm getting yanked out of my cozy little home! Things were getting a bit cramped anyway. What sucked was that it was FREEZING! I was passed off like a football and these nice ladies bundled me up to keep me warm.

When I finally opened my eyes, just for a quick second, I saw this really handsome guy who looked like me. He claimed to be my daddy...but I've learned through many years of experience that things are not always what they seem. I mean...he could have claimed to be Keanu Reeves...should I have believed him?

Those nice ladies who bundled me up handed me to that handsome guy and off we rolled. (That handsome guy, who I'm considering calling "daddy" was sitting in a wheel chair.) Then I saw her...like an angel out of the heavens. I was already in awe...and then she spoke..."Hi baby...I'm your mommy."