Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Hi...My Name is Logan and I'm a Bottle Addict

Someone help me please! I'm hungry and thirsty and no one's doing anything about it!

I've been comfortably sucking down four bottles a day. Then...for some reason...my evening bottle disappeared! At first, I thought mommy and daddy just forgot. Maybe they were too tired. I don't know. The problem is it never came back! It's been like two weeks and I haven't seen my evening bottle! Now I go to sleep every night...hungry and un-comforted. :(

Now guess what...my bottles are shrinking! I'm missing at least two ounces per bottle! Maybe the doctor told mommy and daddy I could lose a few pounds. Good-bye milk gut.

I've got the shakes...I'm hungry...I miss the milky goodness and comfort of my bottles! Someone help me! Please...Logan's fading fast....need bottles....

2 comments:

  1. why are your parents starving you? do you need the phone number to CPS?

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  2. I don't know! And another one of my bottles has disappeared! Booo!

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